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March 5, 2010

The Wait is Over!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Novak @ 5:29 pm

Through countless delays and limitless anticipation we waited.  We contemplated and wondered for weeks; when will my life be revived?  But now, we can all rejoice because today, finally, the wait is over.  XYNG has arrived!

If you’re thinking to yourself, “What in the world is he talking about?”, then you probably did not share our eager anxiety.  Now is the perfect time for me to fill you in about what you have been missing.

XYNG is the revolutionary new energy pill that will change the face of this energy crazed ADD nation forever.  Already, even before its release, unprecedented demand has limited its availability.  You DO NOT want to miss out.

XYNG is a response to the expensive, caffeine packed, sugar loaded energy drinks that have been destroying this countries health, especially among college students.  Studying for exams, they hammer down monsters, red bulls, coffee, etc. only to find out 2 hours later that their buzz is leaving them, and they will suffer a fatal crash unless they continue on this energy binge.  XYNG has no such crash.  XYNG is infinitely cheaper than energy drinks or 5 hour energies.  XYNG provides constant fuel for over 4 hours while suppressing appetite at the same time.  XYNG’s all natural ingredients will give you a euphoric confidence that cannot be described in words.  Honestly, the only way you will be able to fully grasp all the life-changing benefits of this incredible pill is to try it for yourself.  Ask me for a free sample today!

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4 Comments »

  1. Novak, I would like to ask you for the free sample!!
    Whenever I’ve got an exam, I usually take energy drink… I know, its bad for my health.. but…t.t
    XYNG.. um….

    Comment by abeljin — March 7, 2010 @ 6:30 am | Reply

  2. It sounds good. thank goodness I don’t need one though. thnx

    Comment by Mariana Sáenz — March 8, 2010 @ 6:55 pm | Reply

  3. Sounds a lot better than downing energy drinks, and you say free samples? Even better because free is the best kind.

    Comment by jkaplan7 — March 12, 2010 @ 4:42 pm | Reply

  4. Cool, i’m kind of excited for this. Usually I drink a Monster or an Amp to stay up all night, this could be very interesting.

    Comment by toryjohnson30 — March 12, 2010 @ 9:20 pm | Reply


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